June 2011
“I hope this is the last first date I ever go on”
– Bachelorette
learning →
thefrenemy:
Thirsty? Bored? Sad? FRIDAY?!?! You probably need a drink. Today I went to a bar and climbed over the bar and said ‘gimme it’ like Gizmo the Gremlin, all grabby and adorable. The bartender was like ‘you have to choose one’ and I said ‘Huh? What? All?’ and then I drooled on the bar. I don’t…
The Frenemy.: Leggings As Pants →
thefrenemy:
When I was 18 and went to college, the demon jokesters came up from hell on the Lindsay Lohan horse and decided to make leggings popular. I remember them being sold at Target for 6.99 and thinking ‘oh wow I really need another reason to show off the glorious silhouette of my ass crack…
Humdrum
May 2011
“Crest Whitening Strips “Garunteed results in 5 days”. These better...”
– hahaha a friend on fb
“When everything is relevant, nothing is dispositive”
“Starlit nights they keep me looking at your starlit eyes”
– Oh the stars that shine are ever brilliant
it makes my heart feel so resilient
Sports, Books & My Life: Ryan Reynolds: Sexiest... →
sportsgirl23:
His eight-pack abs have launched 2.4 million Google searches. Yet on a crisp fall day on a rustic farm outside Atlanta, where he’s filming the 2011 romantic comedy The Change-Up,Ryan Reynolds-who arrives with an entourage of one: his 2-year-old rescue mutt Baxter-reveals that his secret weapon…
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sayitwithgifs:
yesyesyesyesyesyes
sayitwithgifs:
I wish
things went according to plan.
FIRST TIME
I got hit on today. Yup! I feel like Tara EXCEPT, it was by a slightly autistic guy. hahah I’m still flattered! He works at panera and he said Hi to me as I entered, and as I was setting my stuff down on a table he came up to mine, put his hand on my table leaned over and in a very loud voice said, “You know I am single!” I thought I misheard him so i said what? and he said it...
I LOVE THIS
IM at panera. easvedropping on a first date from an internet set up. He was talking about what he saw on her profile that drew him to her, and I guess he’s much older than he made himself out to be online cus hes making up all these excuses for his age. Like, “even though I’m older, I’m still very flexible, not set in my ways… I like to learn”
They’re...
My Friends
I love them all! I wish we had fireworks :( and differing colors for boys and girls and just did it on the lawn!
:(
I stalked all the prom pictures a few weeks ago. Today, I’m looking at all the graduation photos…. It’s so weird.
Same
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Soo
I stalked rate my professor based off my classes… and
omg. One professor is rated 4.5/5 AHH
He’s amazing apparently.
and
and
and
He
is
HOT.
that’s right folks. I will ace any class with a hot teacher. It’s proven.
I will kill for this teacher.
I ain’t playin
Psych
I lied. I want a cucumber cream cheese tomato mozzarella basil cilantro sandwich on whole wheat sesame bread.
now.
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My Mother
If you need to reduce your weight, you need to get away from suger. Do not put suger in anything you eat or drink or do not eat or drink anything that has suger. Of cause, you need to get away from butter/oil. Vegs, fruits and Tofu will be good. I will buy soy milk and Tofu today. Regards, mom. OMG… WTF.
REGARDS? SUGER?
MY MOM NEVER makes meat. I think the last time she made...
Wrong picture
THIS is what I’m doing.
similar.
I think
I’ve studied all I can for Calc. I’m most likely getting a B. :( but I just keep messing up on stupid stupid 8th grade algebra.
I love my friends!
One of my friends does each of these when offended.
Advantage
I know when people are taking it of me.
